TRA-TRA-TRACTOR DAYS

“A foreign student asks a Soviet lecturer.
– What are the main obstacles facing agriculture in the Soviet Union?
– There are four of them: spring, summer, autumn and winter.”
Tractor Days are finally here, so we'll remind you of ourselves once again.
This year we will be completely unconventional – because we are going to smile and laugh! We promise that the little ones will have something to do and create, while we ourselves can compete to see who has the funniest anecdote in their pocket… we will be able to test how much we know about the Farmers' Council, or simply sit with us for a refreshing drink and a chat…
Don't sit at home, go and warm up museum nights with us at Tractor Days.
REMEMBER to bring an anecdote!
An exam at an agricultural university. The student seems to know everything, answers correctly, the professor asks the last question:
– Tell me, up to what week of pregnancy can a cow be aborted?
The student thinks, thinks, and finally asks the professor:
– Can I go to the toilet?
– Yes, please.
A student runs through the corridors, looking for a classmate, can't find him, runs out of breath, and sees another student sitting on the stairs, smoking a pipe.
The examinee runs up:
– Hey, man, help me – until what week can you have an abortion on a cow?!
The person sitting inhales the smoke, exhales it, looks at the questioner and says:
– Yes, friend, you've seriously flown in, seriously...